Welcome, welcome, welcome!  Please, $N, have a seat and discuss a simple matter with me.$B$BYou see, $N, I've recently lost something dear to me, and to put it bluntly, I want it back at all costs.  There's something in it for you, don't worry about that!  Oh yes, something very nice.$B$BNow, what say you $N... are you up for some adventure?