Long ago, a little gnome came to Desolace.  He had horses and a cart, and the cart held strange things.  Funny things.  Things that burned different colors.  Things that moved and weren't alive.  I killed the little gnome, but before that... he made me laugh.$B$BI kept my favorite thing from his cart.  It was a human made of wood and it waved at me until I hit it and broke it.$B$BI want a new one.  Get me a new one!