The Sparklematic 5200 comes to life, lurching to and fro. Inside, the helpless grime that has encrusted the object placed within it is being pulverized by the machine's gnomish cleaning agent. $B$BThe Sparklematic 5200 comes to a halt, heralded by a familiar "ding!" The item receptacle of the machine spirals open, revealing a neatly wrapped box.