I haven't used that name in years... but yes, at one point in my life - before this glorious unlife - that was my last name.$b$bYou claim to have known my sister... or rather, have recently spoken to my sister.$b$bWho's been dead.$b$bFor four years.$b$bYou know, if my bones weren't already brittle enough, I'd be tempted to break my foot off on your posterior. You're quite the vulture, aren't you?$b$b What... you have a package for me from my sister?