<Omarion grumbles something under his breath.>$B$BBut of course I can help you, dear $g boy:girl;. It is my dying wish... my final desire. Please, take this handbook. The information on its pages are a compilation of all that I know and have learned in the past 30 some-odd years of my miserable life. Give the handbook to that good for nothing apprentice of mine that's probably sitting on his fat duff at Light's Hope Chapel.